Thank you notes

Dear Nutrisystem,

Thank you for giving me the ability to dry my jeans again. I haven't felt free to dry my blue jeans in years because you know, they shrink a little when you dry them. I just pulled a pair out of the dryer and put them on and they fit. Like not-too-tight fit. It's a miracle.

Thank you for allowing me these six almonds as part of my morning snack. I also got to eat these beauties that were cooking on my stove a mere twenty minutes ago.
Cinnamon apples. They made the whole house smell good and I'm actually full after eating them. I feel a little like SouleMama making them this way but I'm sure she would take the peel off first with a special little gadget she has. I don't have one of those. Maybe since I'm making Joy's baby food I can ask for one for Christmas and people won't laugh at me for wanting it.

Dear Target,

Thank you for giving us a glimpse into the world of tights. I started with you, Target, because of the price tag on these tights. You can't beat $2.99 to add a little diva to your day. As I was wrangling Charlie to put them on her she looked down, smiled, and said, "Cute!" I think I gotta start watching what I say to her or she's gonna really turn into a diva. See her little denim skirt? I found that when she was about two weeks old at Old Navy for $4.99. I knew she'd wear it one day and sho'nuff the day has arrived.

Dear Lansinoh,

Thank you for your fabulous nursing pads. Even after weaning Joy I find them useful for when I need a coaster handy. I have them stashed all over my house and inevitably when I have a drink and need to put it down I just open the nearest drawer and there they are! I plowed through about 59 boxes of your nursing pads over the last three years and now I'll never buy a box again. It was a good run and I'm not kidding about using them for coasters. Not when people are coming over of course. I will surely be sad the day I run out.

Okay thank you and the end.